Shmoop

Shmoop is a term used when a male with an above average amountof foreskin performs anal sex and discovers fecal matter underneath his foreskin; a combination of both Smegma and poop.

"Sorry honey, I was let off early today. I forgot to have a shower his morning, so last nights shmoop was left unattended."

by Weiner Water Soup July 19, 2017

shmoop

n. - a large bottle of water, gatorade, or nonalcoholic drink you carry around the day after drinking.

v. - "shmooping" - to carry around and drink out of a shmoop after drinking, usually during classes.

"Thirsty Thursday was pretty crazy, it's going be shmoop-toberfest in my 8am psych class"

by genoman July 16, 2008

Shmoop

A person who has anal sex but then procides to suck the penis that was just in their own ass

Look at the shmoop ass niggah

by Therealdicksucker April 17, 2017

Shmoop

Means "i have to go" or "im out" or "bye bitch"

I love you in all but shmoops!

by Boonga July 3, 2019

shmoop

A different way of saying anna oop or a conversation filler

1) Person 1: Sksksks

Person 2: Shmoop

2) *silence*
Person 1: Shmoop

Everyone: *laughs*

by madrinlaurmily69 October 6, 2019

shmoop

used for someone u love, kinda like oomf except this can be used outside of twitter

guys shmoop isn't coming to schl today :(

by taehyunstictacs February 16, 2022

Shmoop

Fat over a vagina

rod- damn that girl got some serious shmoop

charlie- i would still tap that

by 123123312343123 November 6, 2022