shmoop

What one says instead of cursing when frustrated

You son of a Shmoop!

by RAM December 20, 2002

shmoop

When one goes on snapchat and instead of opening a chat, they just slide it a little bit to see some of what the chat says, and it will still say to the sender that it was left on delivered.

What did he say?
I shmooped his snap and I saw "meet tuesday"
He wants to meet you tuesday!

by LagHoe September 9, 2019

shmoop

A derogatory term toward a white person. Derived from how white people talk to their significant others and their pets.

You know its a shmoop wedding when the cha cha slide gets played

by Keving9987 September 19, 2016

Shmooping

When you are about to fail a quiz and need notes to study last minute

Dude I was shmooping so hard list night

by Roly69 April 3, 2017

shmoop

n. - a large bottle of water, gatorade, or nonalcoholic drink you carry around the day after drinking.

v. - "shmooping" - to carry around and drink out of a shmoop after drinking, usually during classes.

"Thirsty Thursday was pretty crazy, it's going be shmoop-toberfest in my 8am psych class"

by genoman July 16, 2008

lil shmoops

when a mom and dad shmoops have a baby

wanna make a lil shmoops

by SHMOOPERS December 2, 2016

shmoop a poop

to take a long, drawn out dump while on the clock at work in order to kill time and relax.

Rick: that motherfucker Corey has been in the back for 30 minutes what's he doin?

Kslice: Cee-lowe dun shmoop a poop

by thunderthievez July 5, 2009