Shmoop 

Shmoop is a term used when a male with an above average amountof foreskin performs anal sex and discovers fecal matter underneath his foreskin; a combination of both Smegma and poop.

"Sorry honey, I was let off early today. I forgot to have a shower his morning, so last nights shmoop was left unattended."

Shmoop by Weiner Water Soup July 19, 2017

shmoop 

n. - a large bottle of water, gatorade, or nonalcoholic drink you carry around the day after drinking.

v. - "shmooping" - to carry around and drink out of a shmoop after drinking, usually during classes.

"Thirsty Thursday was pretty crazy, it's going be shmoop-toberfest in my 8am psych class"

shmoop by genoman July 16, 2008

Shmoop 

A person who has anal sex but then procides to suck the penis that was just in their own ass

Look at the shmoop ass niggah

Shmoop by Therealdicksucker April 17, 2017

Shmoop 

Means "i have to go" or "im out" or "bye bitch"

I love you in all but shmoops!

Shmoop by Boonga July 3, 2019

shmoop 

A different way of saying anna oop or a conversation filler

1) Person 1: Sksksks

Person 2: Shmoop

2) *silence*
Person 1: Shmoop

Everyone: *laughs*

shmoop by madrinlaurmily69 October 6, 2019

shmoop 

used for someone u love, kinda like oomf except this can be used outside of twitter

guys shmoop isn't coming to schl today :(

shmoop by taehyunstictacs February 16, 2022

Shmoop 

Fat over a vagina

rod- damn that girl got some serious shmoop

charlie- i would still tap that

Shmoop by 123123312343123 November 6, 2022