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Oh smegster lay me
by smegster November 8, 2003
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end-of-semester snowball phenomenon

The tendency for hw, projects, tests, etc. to occur with disproportionate frequency in the final weeks of a semester.
You thought high school was tough, wait 'til you experience the end-of-semester snowball phenomenon in college.
by 4eggSAMple April 15, 2009
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shmeater

I walked in and his shmeater was out.
by big_calebbarber May 13, 2019
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sheister

A person who lies or uses questionable practices.
That used car salesman is a real sheister
by ajiggy November 25, 2003
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semester

A period of time in school where almost everyone thats not too fucked in their classes begin to do everything they can to raise or maintain their grades.
Jimmy had to kiss ass and do all his work in order to pass his classes before second semester.
by Ared January 24, 2008
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smegster

A Celtic Demigod of flatulence and sarcastic verbal deprecation.
A Celtic Demigod of flatulence and sarcastic verbal deprecation.
Oh Smegster, please accept these offering of crusty dingle berries and freshly soaked toe nail clippings taken from the drunkin carnival freaks living under the bridge, and not direct your verbal venom onto out egg shell like heads!
by smeg-stir November 7, 2003
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semester friend

Someone you hang out with for one, but up to two, semesters during college/university. After that, they drop off the face of the planet and/or make no effort to interact with you.

This state of "friendship" is further exacerbated if they're hostile or indifferent when you attempt contact with them.
Sam was just a semester friend. We hung out during Fall of 2008 and Spring of 2009, but now she never talks to me anymore.
by jaynahc April 22, 2011
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