Shmammered

The act of being smashed and hammered simultaneously

I knew I would be shmammered after one more hurricane.

by Pat O'Brien Jr. February 19, 2009

shmammered

shmammed
hammered, shitted, and smashed

i got so friekin shmmered last night

by ak123 September 25, 2004

shmammerd

your past hammerd, your past smashed.

your both.

shmammerd.

also when your too drunk to say one... there for you are both

"im so shmammerd i can't even talk"

ways to know your shmammerd "I swear to drunk osipher im not god"

by felicia_Greek mafia January 15, 2007

Shmammer Time

The time at which any individual of any age or gender (especially those under the legal drinking age) gets shitty-wasted and Hammered.

Shmammer time can be throughout any time of the day, especially in the extremely early hours of the morning (for minors= "late" hours of the night) and with anyone who is willing and capable of getting shmammered as well.

Warning: not suggested to get shmammered alone or if unintentionally knocked up.

Lindsay- "Dude, It's Shmammer time."

drinks a whole bottle of wine in 10 minutes by herself

Eric-" Lindsay you're shmammered."

Lindsay- "I know but I let the dogs out 20 minutes ago and I didn't now you were getting me chicken strips again!"

by shmammertimeQueen March 13, 2011

Shmammered

The act of drinking beyond hammered.

Me: Yo dog, you okay?
Buck: Blzzh, I'm shmammered! (pukes)

by Haaalub March 31, 2008

Shammel

Shammel, Means to make up words.
Shammeling is the process of making up words, when a word is Created throught the process of 'Shammeling' a meaning must be given to this word.

Jarrod and Brendan were shammeling words one Sunday when they were hungover.

by 3 Piece Feed February 8, 2009

shmammered

(shh-mam-errd)
Whilst drinking, if you are tetoring on levels smashed and hammered this is the correct word.

Dude i had no idea that was your sister man i was just so fucking shmammered i couldnt remember.

by Dr. Dez October 15, 2007