Skip to main content

Shakes the clown

An adult individual who works as a clown entertaining kids while withdrawling from drugs or booze so bad, that said clown cannot juggle bowling pins or perform any tricks for that matter. Shakes will eventually become angry and violent if not given the good stuff.
Is there something wrong with the clown for Timmy's party? It looks like he is having DT's....why is he scratching himself? Is he trying to pull a rabbit out of Timmy's ass?
Oh, you ordered shakes the clown. Just give him some liquor or a tranquilizer dart and he'll settle down.
by sciflyer.25 September 12, 2010
mugGet the Shakes the clown mug.

shake the dew off my lily

The act of taking a piss and when done,vigorously shaking the penis in a up and down or side to side motion so the last drop of piss flies off into never never land!
I had 4 long island teas down at the strip club for lunch,I'm gonna go shake the dew off my lily and get back to work.
by pipelayer24 May 31, 2013
mugGet the shake the dew off my lily mug.

Davey Shake

verb: when part of ones hand is inserted into a sexual orifice of his/her significant other, then is used to shake the hand of a direct relative of the significant other before a proper cleansing of the hand occurs
person 1.
dude, so while i was visiting my girl, i fingered her in the basement while the rest of the family was upstairs. later when i met her brother, i totally gave him a Davey Shake. that poor guy second handedly touched his sisters vagina.

person 2.
u do realize ur goin to hell for that right?

person 1. oh yea.
by robot189 March 20, 2010
mugGet the Davey Shake mug.

make something shake

Too try to get something going, to make moves.
Aye y'all tryna make something shake ? Cause I'm bored
by Don339 March 29, 2016
mugGet the make something shake mug.

Master Shake

The single greatest member of the superhero detective team, Aqua Teen hunger Force. Alias' include; the Drizzle, the Fume, and the Puddle. known for selling sacks of talking meat to alien freak shows, getting drunk with alien fraternity members, not paying bills, urinating in Carl's, his neighbor's, pool, and tossing depressed Happy Time Harry dolls off of cliffs for the purpose of making them immortal.
"Teeth are for gays! That's why faeries come and take them away!"
"You little meat! you don't have to get in that bag... Now you get in that bag, or you'll never learn RAM!"
"Cursed? ya think? he only said it like a thousand times!"
"Dancing is forbidden!"
by Da Trux May 3, 2005
mugGet the Master Shake mug.

Jimmy Shaker Day

A day when your enimies let their guard down thinking that you have forgotten there is a score to settle
from this day on, any time your kid leaves this house to go to school, go play, see a friend, to buy a fuckin' comic book, you're gonna have to ask yourself: Is today... Jimmy Shaker day?
by The T Man 1979 April 3, 2009
mugGet the Jimmy Shaker Day mug.

shake yo dreads

When a nigga with dreads is fine & you want him so you tell him to shake his dreads to make yo move.
A fine dreadhead walks by:

Me: Shake yo dreadssss😋.
by TinyyDiorr September 9, 2023
mugGet the shake yo dreads mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email