Shlong

The male coochie.

"I whacked DjSubs with my Shlong."

by Ben420xxxxxxx November 25, 2019

Shlong

A short "long black"/ long "short black" coffee.
For people that think a long black is too weak and a short black too strong.

Can I have a shlong with one sugar please?

by marco.nz May 25, 2007

Shlong

Hairstyle coupling short bangs in the front with a long mane in the back. Originates from Short in the front, Long in the back. Business in the front, party in the rear.

The former Philly relief pitcher Mitch "Wild thing" Williams has such an awesome shlong that I thought he was a hockey player.

by M. Luther March 7, 2009

Shlong

a big pinus usally a black mans sized cock

vicky:wow adam had a big willy

lewis:are u telling me he had a shlong

vicky:about the size of an averige black man yess big

lewis:yes thtis a shlong

vicky:i had sex wid a man wid a shlong named adam

by adam hayes November 17, 2006

Shlong

To go out for a Drive

i went for a shlong last night with my wife.

by skills101 January 28, 2008

Shlong

A Shlong is a rather long dick especially when not erected.

Can be in the way, between the Man legs when he is walking.

-We could see that dude's shlong through his cyclist pants, I'm telling you!

- Wow it must of been so awkward Sofia.

by Mathylda00 September 9, 2018

Shlong

A penis so long you can tie it in a knot.

Bruh, my shlong is longer than yours.

by Jack Tenny September 24, 2018