bad ass mother fuckers who know what shit is tight.......also they do not let there woman have fun except for sex.....so fuck around you little pussy bitch
by stoinkerleader December 8, 2010
Get the stoinkers mug.A being that is strange in their own way yet has a presence to make people smile, they are normally very emotional people which can love unconditionally and believe there is such a think as love but its not perfect and have good common sense.
Spoinkers should always have someone to trust and will always stand by someone who needs their help, they will make loads of mistakes and bad choices before making some good ones, they don't really like to share either especially with food and can get annoyed really easily.
Some people even make little theme songs for the spoinkers kind, they are one wild prick, but there the ones you wouldn't change. If you think your a spoinkers you would have Blue eyes, that's the key to knowing.
Spoinkers should always have someone to trust and will always stand by someone who needs their help, they will make loads of mistakes and bad choices before making some good ones, they don't really like to share either especially with food and can get annoyed really easily.
Some people even make little theme songs for the spoinkers kind, they are one wild prick, but there the ones you wouldn't change. If you think your a spoinkers you would have Blue eyes, that's the key to knowing.
by whoshallibe53 December 9, 2012
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Bro pulled up wearing them Amazon shlonkers to school in his shorts with them skinny ass ankles exposed. My boi lookin like a tictac with shaq’s shoes.
by Mr.KrabbzKachow July 24, 2024
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1) A word that has been deciphered by a Jewish philosopher that just so happen to be shorts.
1) A word that has been deciphered by a Jewish philosopher that just so happen to be shorts.
Friend 1: Dude so I went into the bathroom and pulled down my shpinkers and that shit smelled immediately!
Friend 2: Sounds like a good shit!
Friend 2: Sounds like a good shit!
by Kings of Shpinker July 30, 2009
Get the shpinkers mug.H: I'm not sure I remember everything that happened last night...I'm pretty sure things got a little crazy, yes?
W: Yeah, you were totally shlonker faced
W: Yeah, you were totally shlonker faced
by eastside_girl0649 September 12, 2012
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