Shitake Mushroom

1. A japanese mushroom

2. A substitute to the S word when teachers are around

Person 1: OMG i accidently stabbed you

Person 2: Shiiiii (teacher walks by) shitake mushroom

by Naan & Laur September 4, 2005

Shitake Monkey

the greatest band ever.

damn, did you see Shitake Monkey last night at Madison Square Garden?

by Chuck Flores January 31, 2004

Shitskeet

An over bearing jackass

My boss is such a shitskeet! He does BOob in the ass!

by that_girl_mykim October 20, 2009

Shituned

Someone who is trying to be nice to a date and ends up trapped in a room or car while listening to the shittiest tune they have ever had to endure. The Carpenters , Ed Sheehan, Michael Bolton ; nothing is too low to get trapped with someone else’s horrible music taste

I was in a date with the hottie , and she puts in this Ed Sheehan tune that was awful; I was totally shituned.

by Davedale August 7, 2019

shitkeeper

much like shitmonger, an utter waste of a human, someone who lives on shit row.

Dude, your dad is a total shitkeeper.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

shitakecamp

Shitakecamp began as a small fishing station after settlers from France originally visited the area in 1782. The leader of the group, Frederick Chiasson, stopped in the area to relieve himself of gas pains. Afterwards the other settlers, towards the end of the group, then came upon the site and comments on how nice it smelled and decided to stay.

Many of the original family names still reside in and around the small town. They, like all the original founding family names of Shitakecamp, can be found chiseled in stone in the town still to this day.

Pronounced: Shit take camp

The worst day every was the day I visited Shitakecamp

by EhEhRon June 21, 2014

Shitker

To describe a best friend that you love but at the same time you hate . ( Ex. Your best friend )

Hey Shitker! Want to game ? Meet in game !

by Shitker Woo April 22, 2020