shit on ice

A good thing

This party's gonna be shit on ice

shit on ice by flippityjibbits June 2, 2017

get shit on 

To experience a misfortune, specifically by someone else's doing either meaningful or not.

-When you hook up with an old flame and you pour in hundreds of dollars and all your time and energy and you buy her nice things and she says she's in it for the long haul, but then leaves you when you don't suit her anymore for a Mexican and you're left with nothing but an empty wallet - that's what it means to get shit on.

-"Your old best friend is going around town talking smack about you?"
"Yeah, he's just shitting on me now for no reason."

get shit on by Atronox Cult February 14, 2014

dog shit on the table 

When some vile aspect of politics is finally right there in front of you affecting the way you must eat and live.

No question about it, now that there’s steaming dog shit on the table, we’re gonna have to do something about it.

dog shit on the table by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

Shit on my tits! 

An exclamation of surprise/dismay.

Shit on my tits!
Well, shit on my tits Ronald; Rinsey's pissed on the couch again!
or...
Shit on my fucking titbags, I think Rinsey's having puppies!!!

Shit on my tits! by Pearly Secreations October 6, 2006

Shit on a Shingle 

My dad was in the army for 24 years and my mom use to make this for him. I love the stuff. The navy uses chipped beef but I prefer the hamburger version.
Here is an official U.S. Army recipe for SOS:
CREAMED BEEF ON TOAST (SOS)
1/2 lb. ground beef
1/4 tsp. salt
1/4 tsp. pepper
4 tbsp. sifted flour
1 cup evaporated milk
1 cup water
2 tbsp. butter
Brown ground beef in its own fat. Remove excess fat and save for making roux. Season with salt and pepper. To make roux, place 2 tbsp. reserved fat in double broiler or heavy pan. Slowly add sifted flour, stirring constantly over low heat until thoroughly blended. Cook for five minutes. Do not brown. Combine milk and water. Add butter and scald (not burn) in double broiler or heavy pan. Add roux to scalded milk, stirring constantly until thoroughly blended. Add meat mixture and cook about 10 minutes, or until desired consistency. Serve on toast.

shit on a shingle is great shit

Shit on a Shingle by rapsucks1738 March 30, 2007

Shit on it 

When something bad happens”shit on it”

Omg gran just git hit by a car “shit on it”

Shit on it by Bum hole licker July 4, 2019

I would rather shit on my hands and clap 

When someone would like you to go, do or attend something you rather wouldn't.

Friend: hey do you wanna go for a Nandos?
Me: I would rather shit on my hands and clap.

I would rather shit on my hands and clap by Drbigman May 28, 2016