Sherlocked

To be completely enthralled with the BBC drama 'Sherlock' (a modern story of Sherlock Holmes).
The term can also be used when referring to a love of Sherlock Holmes in general but it usually references the BBC program.

It also can mean being covered in references to the program as well as looking similar to a prop from the program.

"I showed 'Sherlock' to my sister and now she's totally sherlocked."

"After downloading all those new Cumberbatch wallpapers, my phone is completely sherlocked."

"Moffat and Gatiss are the most sherlocked blokes in the world."

by JimfromIT February 5, 2012

Sherlocked

To be surrounded by lesser mortals with lower intellects than your own, thus finding yourself aggravated when things which are basic to you, are seemingly difficult for others to understand.

Please stop asking me. It's a simple concept.

God, I feel so Sherlocked.

by DeathlessLegion March 8, 2014

Shitlock

Constipation.

"Why are you walking like you shat yourself?"

"Man, I wish. I think I've got terminal shitlock here."

by RhythmJunky November 23, 2009

shitcocker

A person who likes it when he gets warm, brown feces all over his dick.

Kyle is totally gay. I know he is a shitcocker.

by farfellseed May 22, 2006

Shitblocker

(noun) A person, thing, or event that prevents you from taking a much needed shit, and may or may not consequently cause you to shit in your pants. May also be used as a verb (shitblock). The person could be a cop who pulls you over for speeding - you were speeding because you had to shit so bad. It could also be an annoying guy or girl at a party who stops you to make a bad joke, or, for those in grade school or highschool, the teacher who will not let you use the restroom.

Dan was being quite the shitblocker today - I told him I had to use a restroom and that it was an emergency, but he just wouldn't let me go.

Man you got shitblocked today when that cop pulled you over for speeding.

by yellowLedbetter September 9, 2010

shitlock

An abnormally large dreadlock that forms on one's taint by a mixture/combination of sweat, fecal matter, extra long-unkempt taint hair and extended walking.

Because I forgot to trim the 'hedge-row' on my taint, as a pre-emptive strike, before leaving for the show... 3hrs into walking around the grounds of WOODSTOCK '94, I had developed the most debilitating shitlock on my taint. With every step, it would twist tighter and tighter, through friction between my inner thighs/lower ass-cheeks... It was dreadful!

by Jeffballz Guyser May 29, 2009

shitlocks

1.) term used to describe nappy dreadlocks

2.) term used to describe nappy braids/cornrows

1.) That guy need to shave them shitlocks out of his head!!

2.) Jim: You ugly
Bob: Yo mama
Jim: Shut-up and take them shitlocks down
Bob: Fuck you man

by darkshadow2247 December 19, 2004