Shittified

When your food or things get contaminated with fecal matter.

The dog ate chicken shit and then breathed on my breakfast. My breakfast has been shittified.

by Zoeszoo March 27, 2022

shirtlifter

Anagram of "shit trifler"

What,pray, is a shirtlifter if not a shit trifler by any other name?

by sad lad January 13, 2008

shirtlifter

A big gay bear. A man who lifts up other mens' shirts, in order to gain a view of their exposed chests, from which he will glean homoerotic pleasure. He may store this image in a "mental wank bank" to assist him in masturbation at a later date.

"I'm a shirtlifter.I lifted up Phil's shirt. He has a gorgeous hairy chest. Ummmm."

"Hey lads, this isn't really my idea of skiing. I think I'm going to take off my skis and walk down."

by Louis25 January 15, 2006

Shitrified

A mixture of being shit scared and petrified

"Man, I am downright shitrified of that fucking finance class"

by Herod June 5, 2003

shitified

to be completely wasted

damn, he is so shitified

by blackmamba007 March 4, 2004

Shitlifting

In some stores you cannot go to the bathroom without paying a man/woman who is standing in front of public bathroom area. Shitlifting is the act of not paying the man/woman who is standing in front of the public bathroom and taking a shit.

"Dude, are you seeing that? I think that guy is shitlifting!" "Ooohh man, that guy is going to jail!"

by Dictionariusdefiner October 30, 2012

Shitrified

A form of elaborate execution in which someone shits inside the victims mouth and forces him to swallow it.

I shit in his mouth and he swallowed that bitch. He died the next day.

by Zacharias October 28, 2004