Shiitake Mushrooms

When you accidently say the word "shit" in front of your parents, teachers, etc. you can just cover it up by saying -ake mushrooms!

*George drops his books*
George: "Shit!"
Teacher: "What did you just say young man?"
George: "You didn't let me finish! I was going to say shiitake mushrooms is what I want for dinner!"
Teacher: "Really? Me too."

Or...
*George drops his books*
George: "Shit--ake mushrooms are yummy!"

by Anonymous March 11, 2004

shitify

to turn something into shit
to be turned into shit

my essay was so good that i had to warn my professorthat reading my essay might shitify his brain.

by devil666 January 2, 2008

ShitBit

A digital wristband device worn to track shit frequency, volume and fiber content.

The ShitBit has a slightly uncomfortable intra-anal sensor implanted but after awhile, it’s virtually imperceptible!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019

Shitified

The act of making something shitty or horrible. The act of ruining/damaging something. Used instead of the word ruined or fucked up. This word is used to emphasis how bad things got, the Kitchen table wasn't messy, it was shitified.

Who shitified my car!
Your sister shitified my day.
My dog shitified the couch, we threw it away.

by Spinn February 9, 2010

boot shitily

The supreme saying that goes above all others, no one quite understand it's true meaning but "ay" boot shitily

Me: boot shitily
Person: :/
Friend: :)))

by Me_the_one February 21, 2020

Shiitake Mushroom

When you're hitting a chick back door and you pull out a poop dick. Then turn her around and mushroom print her forehead with your poop dick.

I remember this girlfriend from back in high school. I found out she was banging my dad, so I gave her the Shiitake Mushroomand dumped her!

by *Dirty Dave* September 13, 2009

Shibitical

1) Acting crazy

2) Fun as Hell, Awesome

1) Your acting shibitical.

2) Tonight's gonna be shibitical.

by BigC-RR June 16, 2009