Shitdickonmytits

Can describe something of complete awesomness.

Can Also be a feeling when experiencing something amazing.

Phil: Jerry just threw a unicorn at the sky and it rained pizza!
Bob: HOLY SHITDICKONMYTITS!!!

Jerry: I just threw that unicorn into the sky and i jusst want to shitdickonmytits!!

by Jeffery Ralnbows December 26, 2010

Shitdisk

A frozen disk of whatever is left in your fridge about 1/2" in height so to able to slide underneath a door. When slid underneath it will melt creating a molten pile of shit behind the door, hopefully in someone's path.

Janie slid a shitdisk underneath Jessica's door because she was a bitch. Jessica found a pile of shit in her room in the morning even though her door was locked.

by Mel Brooks May 9, 2009

Sling it up ‘er shitpipe

Generally men talking about a double bagger as she passes and whether they would defile her anally.

Jim; “Na I wouldn’t touch that with yours!”

Lee; “Few pints I’d sling it up ‘er shitpipe”

by Jim That’s Him June 22, 2018

Holy Shitdicks

An expression used when you see something really insane, or when feeling something incredibly intense.

HOLY SHITDICKS! MY DICK IS BLEEDING!!

by Nicc Mofuckin Farber, July 30, 2010

shitdick

When you pull the penis out of one's bum and there are some fecal remnants on it

Iggy Cardenal got shitdick from Gaby.

by iggymessedup December 15, 2016

shitpipe

shitpipe the sewer line that carries waste from buildings to the city sewer system or septic tank

my shitpipe busted and i had to go shit shoveling what a mess that is

by littlejimmie March 8, 2019

shitpipe

The lower intestinal tract, including the rectum and anus, through which all fecal matter egresses on its way into its final destination, be that the toilet, the floor, or in the least desired result, one's undergarments.

As a rule, my girlfriend does not like to take it in the shitpipe, but I'm still working on her ...

by Shit Brick June 28, 2007