Puke-Dick & Shit

So one night you’re laying in bed and your stomach starts to hurt. So you go to the bathroom to drop a dook. You start pumpin out some snickers but then you realize you gotta puke. With your b-hole all greased up, you’re hesitant to get off the shitter. Before you can even make any decision, your throat sphincter gives in and releases your intestine goo. Reacting quickly, you aim down at the toilet you are still sitting on... and now you have a puke dick. Nice goin a-hole.

Miguel Cumbrera: Yo amigo. How you handling the quarantino?

Antonio Bonederas: Mi Hermano it’s not going so bueno. Last night I went to drop some snickers in the punch bowl, and I ended up with puke-dick & shit too. At least I can’t go anywhere, so my chicas at the club won’t know.

Miguel Cumbrera: Hombre that’s some gnarly mierda you got there. You and me should get together tomorrow for drinks. How about some Coronas?

by Stoney69 March 24, 2020

dick-shit

someone who does something really stupid

i cannot beleive you did that you dick-shit

by clarkeyboy June 16, 2005

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Something a person called BirchBuns defined because it is in one of the shrugging emoticon definitions. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I don't think an example for cunt dick shit fuck ass bitch cock is needed.

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ May 2, 2022

faggot ass dick shit

a person that is queer, rude and ugly.

I cant stand that faggot ass dick shit

by ronjhonjoero October 19, 2010

Dick Shit

when you see something so amazing or eat something so delicious that you almost defacate out of your penis

Nick Swardson: I almost took a shit, out of my dick! (dick shit)

by seriously hoo farted September 4, 2010

dick shit

some one who is incredibly stupid

Jon: hey Jimbo, your a dick shit.
Jimbo:Duuurrr whats dick shit?
Jon:*Facepalms* wow you really are a dick shit for being too dumb to know what a dick shit is.

by Kathera Lockharte January 13, 2008

dumb dick shit

Purposely preforming a task that is negligible to equipment, morale or that generally makes things worse for everyone else. The task can be utterly ridiculous or obscenely absurd.

Co-worker 1; what happened to the new chainsaw? It barely runs and is as sharp as a bowling ball.

Co-worker 2; Cody had it yesterday, probably burying it into the ground or doing some other dumb dick shit with it.

by KingCoffee April 27, 2019