Large, saggy breasts, usually very droopy and unattractively adorned with stretch marks, veins, and large areolas.
by Mr. Bubblehead March 23, 2005
Karen-I'm calling the police
You-Fuck you Karen take this (throws shit bag at neighbor)
Karen-What the fuck did you throw dog shit at me you don't have a dog
You-That's not dog shit that's my shit you whore
You-Fuck you Karen take this (throws shit bag at neighbor)
Karen-What the fuck did you throw dog shit at me you don't have a dog
You-That's not dog shit that's my shit you whore
by Y0ungDaggerDick September 12, 2020
Doudexteroxicatosiswankerist
My friend Marvin is a Doudexteroxicatosiswankerist he wanks with both hands and feels like hes having a twosome .. He has bad breath too :)
by PiffChuck May 30, 2003
An attempt to drive by someone's house, usually an ex-, and throw shit at their door. In other words, real mature behavior!
by Anonymous Hellion May 26, 2004
After performing a Hot-Carl, wrap the saran wrap into a slapping bag and perform a Full Metal Jacket on the subject.
by Timothy Francis September 14, 2005
by scamlamb January 3, 2011
When you're training for an endurance race (like Ironman or long distance ultra runs or ultra-swims), with non-stop training, you drag your ass out the door... Every.Single.Day. to get the training done. In the moment of the training, you're in your glory, but when it's all over you could lay down on the ground and fall asleep in less than 30 seconds.
I finished my 3 X 3 mile training run at race pace that started with a two mile warm-up and finished with a two-mile cool down. I'm so shit bag tired, I could lay down in the middle of this sidewalk and fall asleep right away.
by Calgarian-man May 3, 2018