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Shirtless Sawyer 

Used as a nonsense response to threads on the "Lost" iMDB message boards not deemed worthy of a proper reply. Variations include: Mopless Kevin, Lifeless Locke, Waltless Michael, Caneless Nestor.
Original Poster: Whatever happened to Rose and Bernard?

Responding Poster: Shirtless Sawyer.

shirtless o'clock 

A very specific time of the night when the crazy drunk boys you're hanging out with decide to remove their shirts seductively, yelling, "Does anybody know what time it is...? o yah!!! its shirtless o'clock!"
All the boys shouted, "It's shirtless o'clock!"
shirtless o'clock by Shayna007 August 23, 2006
A waitress that you have sexual intercourse with in her anus and following the sex she takes a shit on your chest.
"dude what are you doing tonight"

"I'm chilling with Mandy, she is my shitress"

"way to go man"

shirt dress 

n.

The same thing as a tall tee. Using this word to describe this type of shirt puts emphasis on how much it looks like a dress.
"Dude, look at that goofy chump wearing that shirt dress acting all gangsta. My girlfriend has the same one in green."

"Yeah, I can see his vagina when he wears it while riding a bike."
shirt dress by jarred retro May 9, 2008

shirtless wonder

Any male who goes shirtless in public events such as concerts or parties. Usually drunk. Most often wearing inappropriate shorts or cut offs. Varying styles of facial hair and is always tanned or sunburned. Most often seen with a mullet. Always a complete fucktard.
We were all having a good time watching the band until that shirtless wonder showed up and started hollering and dancing in front of the stage.
shirtless wonder by Cabe April 29, 2005

shirtless tom

When a hot bodied boy/man named Tom is requested to take his shirt off for others amusement or for sexual reasons.
Can i get a shirtless tom in the chat?

I'm so keen for a shirtless tom right now!
shirtless tom by JRosey April 9, 2020