Shirtless Sam

a scrawny little hipster twerp that nicknames himself Shirtless Sam for playing co-ed softball topless because he wouldn't be distinguishable as a male without showing his disgusting amounts of chest hair. He is know for throwing temper tantrums at the opposing team, as well as members of his own team or any umpire that dares to upset his fragile ego, which may or may not result in him walking out mid-game to "cool off". And watch out young steeds, as he also can be seen making sloppy plays in order to assault male players on opposing teams, leading to doubts of his sexual persuasion. This confusion could also be the root to all of that anger and frustration.

Calm down, Shirtless Sam. Your being such a douchebag your nipples are turning red.

by The rest of NYC September 13, 2010

shirley q. liquor

Ghetto fabulous drag queen who speaks on the topic of all things ignunt and about her life as a faithful member of Mount Holy Olive Second Baptist Zion Church of God and Christ in Orange. Generally gets into troble with her co-conspirator Watusi Jenkins.

Shirley Q. Liquor told me to aks you how your momma was durrin.

by Watusi Jenkins March 20, 2004

Shirley Myers

A shirley myers is a sexual act in which a women shaves the area around a mans anus, before licking it. The act coined its name a long time ago in country Victoria, Australia.

Dude, I wanted a rim job and she said i was to hairy. So she gave me a full shirley myers!

by j'onn j'onzz December 12, 2013

Shirtless Mike

Shirtless mike is the neighborhood dad that always likes to take off his shirt no matter the situation. He always enjoys mowing his lawn twice a week as an excuse to take off his shirt. What ever you do, do not test shirtless mike. If you do, he will run you over with his limited edition custom painted modded high-speed accelerated 2019 Chevrolet Camaro 2.3 He also has the laugh of a demonic baby getting baptized on Jesus birthday.

Kid 1: Is shirtless Mike mowing his yard again?
Kid 2: Yeah, that's three days in a row!
kid 1: but its in the middle of December??
Shirtless mike: *turns head and looks a kids* grasses won't cut the self *slow deep demonic laugh*
kid 1 and 2 haha *RUNS*

by The real alcoholic July 31, 2019

dimpled shirley temple

A shirley temple with a raspberry liquor, of your choice, added in.

Hey girl, make me a dimpled shirley temple.

by LAURENANDCHELSEA May 11, 2006

Shirley Manson

the ultimate goddess, supreme queen of rock and roll and lead singer of the alternative band Garbage

All hail Shirley Manson!

by Angelfishey June 3, 2003

Matthew Shirley

This guy who goes ow, ow, ow and currently has a long nose who pokes you in the eye daily. He currently sings gay tunes to his wannabe boyfriend "Harry Styles", if noticing this long nosed person he could be possibly a jew. His gas stinks the whole room out creating an tectonic bomb dashing through the windows it smells like shat.

That Matthew Shirley is a tectonic long nosed bomb "Winky Wace, No, No, No face for you"

by It'sYaBoiDJD April 21, 2017