shipwreck

The act of motorboating a flat-chested woman.

She was way too small. When I got her bra off and went in, I shipwrecked.

by aydiosmio_ May 28, 2015

shipwreck

Be siting next to someone in school, and as your friend walks by the victim yell SHIPWRECK! Then you and your friend knock over his desk on to him so it pushes him down and squishes him. Then when the teacher sees or hears it, make it look like it was the victims fault fault.

Me- SHIPWRECK! *lifts desk*
Friend- rawr! *pushes victims desk on to him*
*crash*
Victim- Aagh! What the fuck!?
Teacher-Did you just say the F-word?
Victim- What? No! Well yes but-
Teacher- Go to the office right now!
*Victim leaves*
Me and my Friend- lol

by Blunderbuss666 June 04, 2009

Shipwreck Casual

A cross between a ship-wreck refuge and this fall's Brooks Brothers catalog.

After six espresso martini's, he was looking quite shipwreck casual.

by Ura Valanche December 14, 2011

pineapple shipwreck

When a man wearing a pirate hat engages in anal sex with a woman and right as he cums he slams a fresh pineapple into the back the woman's head.

A pineapple shipwreck between same sex partners is known as a Pina Colada.

Peter always pulls the pineapple shipwreck, but I heard Juan pulled a pina colada on him last night.

by Pineapples & Coconuts April 01, 2011

pirate shipwreck

Give your girlfrind a angry pirate in the shower then while shes hopping on one leg push her over. Then point and laugh.

Lafonda broke her hip because I gave her a pirate shipwreck.

by Scumbag 2 April 14, 2006

norwegian shipwreck

A female sucks your penis while it is wrapped around your testicles while proceeding to stick her finger in your ass

after I gave her a pink sock she turned around and gave me a norwegian shipwreck, what a bitch.

by Invisidude November 26, 2010

gelliswick shipwreck

The act of leaving a 'lady' full of semen and stranded on a shithole of a beach.

No way am I taking her home but she's definitely a Gelliswick Shipwreck.

by Chandler824 February 23, 2016