shinied

verb, to be distracted as if by something shiny

Sam shinied as the cute redhead walked past.
Sam shinied as he walked past the TV lounge.
Sam shinied as a passing car played the Deep Space 9 theme

by Sam McLean March 11, 2007

spit shined

Shiney as new; or worked hard to clean something to make it appear as new

She has a spit shined lexus in her porch. Spit shined means .

To impress the interviewer I spit shined my outfit.

by sudeepjha1993 April 14, 2016

shined up big rig

A heavy(fat) girl that is still hot

damn thats a shined up big rig i wouldn't mind takin for a ride

by Anonymous August 15, 2003

Shincedent

An unfortunate, ghastly incedent involving shit of some kind. Could be merely crapping one's pants. Up to and including unfavorable shit conditions of any kind.

"Holy crap, I just had the worst shincedent this morning! I had to EMERGENCY shit in a gas station bathroom so hard that it back-splashed up onto my shirt and I didn't notice. I actually proceded on to work and wondered what vile smell was following me around before my hot coworker informed me I was shit-stained!!!"

by J.R.P. September 18, 2006

Shinted

To make one unable to function (think,move,act,etc.) by his/herself; To be unable to perform a task because of someone else.

Greasy greedy fat bastards have Shinted our generation.

by C.Delusion March 30, 2011

shined

Shined is the past tense of shine

The sun shined on his ugly face

by Dbdhdbdjdbe October 22, 2017

Shinned

A shinned bid is where a seller bids on their own item to increase the price or match a reserve bid it can also be used as a reserve amount for an item

I wasn't getting enough for my used toilet paper on eBay so I shinned it

by Eden G July 23, 2017