The Shiner

The shiner is a guy/girl who has it all: Looks, Personality, etc.. They are beautiful on the inside and the out, and are meant to be with you forever.

CUBBY-"You and that chick are really close."
G1LB3RT-"I know, I'm pretty sure she could be the shiner."

by G1LB3RTandCUBBY July 14, 2011

shiner

what your cock is right when you pull it out of a nice cum-filled pussy

Your dad came home early and i had to climb out your sister's window with a shiner

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

shiner

A seemingly attractive woman, but when she turns around or comes closer, actually looks like a zombie. In reference to the bathroom scene in 'The Shining'

"I'm gonna holla at that girl...nevermind, it's a shiner."

by Fear and Loathing in... August 25, 2005

shiner

A. person capable of single-handedly changing the etymology of most foul-defined words. The type of person that is so beautiful you are nervous to talk to them.

B. a facial expression that is warm and welcoming, yet- at the same time- makes you apprehensive that you are about to be destroyed by impeccably sharp wit
C. a mythical singing sea creature that ellivates lonely sailor's white cap whipping woes
D: hot ticket
E. the main attraction

"wow- i can't believe you were able to score those shiner tickets for the game!"
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person 1: " what are all those people doing lined up at 5 in the morning outside in the freezing cold?"
person 2: "i don't know- but whatever it is, it must be a shiner! let's get in line!"
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by itstrueyou February 3, 2010

shiner

To have a poo.

I'm going to have a shiner.

by Elouisa October 17, 2003

shiner

A man or female who features no sign of aging. Particular, has no pubic hair.

by Orthodontic Elastics June 18, 2003

Shiner Bock

Nectar of the beer gods. Exclusive to Texas and surrounding states.

mmmmmm, beer

by Self righteous asshole November 11, 2003