Shimp

A person who exhibits primitive characters in his/her appearance and/or behavior

Nezo is a shimp. He likes to jump around and gribble with his friends

by Uncle Ali April 21, 2020

Shimp

The female version of a Simp, derived as a portmanteau of "She" and "Simp"(gerund verb form: "Shimping")—Shimps idolize or hype up a men that are below-average in many ways and detrimental to their well-being, yet they cannot help but keep said below-average men in their lives for whatever rationalization they conjure up

"Valerie is really turning into a shimp over Kevin; he's a mid-tier Ketamine dealer with three DUI's that smells like corn, but she likes his Subaru and collection of classic board games."

by Sven Guillotien August 8, 2020

shimp

my favorite animal

I love this animal

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by Tall dark hansom June 18, 2021

shimp

a guy who looks like a murderer

Richard Ramirez is a total shimp

by sushibby November 27, 2021

Shimp

The term used to describe someone with horrendous posture or lying down in a regular chair. Typically used following the words "sitting like a..."

Me: My posture is terrible... I'm sitting like a shimp right now.

by Pain.txt July 5, 2022

Shimp

Shimp, crustacean

Person1: Shimp! *Points at water*
Person2: is bugs?

by Shrimpsaintreal February 7, 2024

shimp nugget

a hot ass hard working daddy material man’s ugly rat ass tall lanky ass pink cowgirl boot coors shirt wearin skank ass hoe ass cheatin ass bitch ass cunt gf

That guys shimp nugget cheats on him with ratchet men and he is too stupid to break up with her and get with his cousins friend.

by baby momma 2.0 October 9, 2023