shitlocked

Act of smearing your shit on the handle of a door to prevent others from getting to your stash.

He just shitlocked that door!

by Zer0Hawk June 16, 2018

Shitlicker

The one organism that chooses to eat absolute shit and has a weird ass name.

Joe: Mhm This Shit Bussin 🚌

Stranger: Your a Shitlicker and your name stinks like shit 😷

by Foaliey September 11, 2021

Shellacker

A dirty fan of the worst NHL team in existence, the perennially terrible Ottawa Senators.

Man! This bar is full of shellackers! GROSS DUDE.

by Nyuck nyuck nyuck nyuck March 5, 2010

shizlocker

A paper bag containing the feces of a dog which is placed on someones porch and then set ablaze. As seen in the movie BILLY MADISON.

The neighbor called the fuz cuz we shizlocked his porch.

That shizlocker was out of control...Did you see that guys face?

by CrAcKtOkE mCbLoKe May 3, 2005

Shillocks

Micra Language, along the same lines as Spafe, this word is a combination of shit and bollocks.

that was teh biggest pile of shillocks ever

by Pierce January 28, 2004

Shlocker

A shower locker. Keeps your moochy roommates and siblings away from your shower stuff.

My roommate put nair in my shampoo so I got a Shlocker !

by Slclukieduke July 2, 2016

Shitlicker

A person who has a shit taste in multiple subjects and doesnt know what's good

Person- Dude minecraft is getting this kick ass upda...

The shitlicker- Idgaf about minecraft fortnite is way better

Person- Stfu shitlicker your opinions dont matter

by Straight facts46290 February 14, 2020