Shimtard

She + Him + Retard

A male who impersonates females online - particularly on sites that are primarily geared towards a male audience (sports, sci-fi, automotive, etc.) - in a desperate attempt to become more popular and fill the empty void his life has become. The retardness comes into play as he continually gets caught since he is far too much of a simpleton to pull it off.

The pathetic shimtard just gave himself away again. He randomly said his bra size was 34 Triple C. (A real female would know that the sizes go A, B, C, D, DD, DDD, etc. There's no CCC.)

by Frazzzer January 26, 2011

shitards

the plural form of a noun used to collectively describe people with a shitty personality

by: Gorana Kukobat, Serbia, 27 December, 2018

e.g. You`re being such a shitard

We`re about to attend a party full of shitards.

by Semiramida December 27, 2018

shitarded

typically, as drunk as one may possibly become.

an adjective used to descride a person that has just left Long Island's Boardy Barn and is probably soaked with beer.

Sally and Johnny were so shitarded that night, one would have thought they just left the Boardy Barn!

by ken81086 May 21, 2009

shitard shuffle

A song including a specific announced dance usually overplayed at all school functions.

Ex. Man, The Wobble is such a SHITARD shuffle!
Dude, I know! So is the Mocarana!

by Youknowmeaswinturdhoneybutts June 3, 2015

Shitard

When a retarded preson shits themselves and processed to smear their shit on a wall or any hard surface.

Bro, some shitard just fucked up the boys bathroom stall .

by MethodMan07 January 30, 2022

shittard

A person being stupid or having a mental disability.

why you being a shittard.

by yoooo0010 October 13, 2023