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Sexual sabbatical

A sexual sabbatical is when you take a break from intimate relations with someone else, to empower yourself and learn the power of no. It differs from abstinence in that you are not denying yourself, you’re just denying others access to you!
I have been on a sexual sabbatical for over a year now.
by Stauglady November 26, 2018
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shibbatical

A combination of the words "shit" and "sabbatical." When you have to take a crap and you know it will take a while and you requires some form of entertainment while doing your business. When going "on shibbatical" one might take a laptop, telephone, book, homework assignment, magazine, gameboy, or perhaps a portable television.
"Hey John O, where are you going with your laptop?"
"Dude, I ate a shitload of taco bell earlier, I'm going on shibbatical."
by Mary K February 5, 2006
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Shitical Mass

That horrible moment when a shit is going to come out, whether you want it to or not.
"Dude... I've gotta run. Like, seriously. I've just reached shitical mass."
by Seven Day Mile May 12, 2015
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Facebook Sabbatical

When a person temporarily deactivates their Facebook account because they feel as though it's taken over their life. Deactivation can also be brought on by no longer wanting to be constantly connected to newsfeeds and constant status updates because of lack of interest or little time to check site. Facebook Sabbaticals are typically for an undetermined length of time and not always announced to friends.
Hey, I tried to post something on your wall but I couldn't find you..." "Yeah, my bad, I'm taking a Facebook Sabbatical.
by Altruista :) June 17, 2010
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shibbical

something that involves partying, drinking, sign stealing, shmokin the herb or anything that involves that. past tense. which is asking a question
example is that shibbying was wicked shibbical past tense otr pre tense is that party gona be shibbical. able to party
by woooooooo July 3, 2003
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Meal Sabbatical

When a person must take a break from eating a meal because they feel a bit sick or full, but still want to finish their food.
Jason: This chicken is so good, but I can't finish cause I feel like shit.

Jon: Go on meal sabbatical, bro.
by thebetterfriend2 May 25, 2010
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Sabbatical

The time a businessman spends passed out on the hotel lobby floor after consuming too much alcohol at a business event. A sabbatical is often the result of someone that has Winterized or been sork'd
Joe attended the awards dinner last night and then went on sabbatical.
by Bobby Blackeyes July 12, 2011
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