shetland person

Another term to describe midgets. They are built in the same proportions as Shetland pony’s

I heard you fucked that shetland person you were chatting to a the bar the other night.

by Therealoat November 23, 2021

Shetland Assist

A hand job from a little person.

I went to the little person convention and the keynote speaker took me back to her room afterwards for a shetland assist.

by jizzwick April 19, 2011

Shetland pony

An attention hoo’r who usually sports Louis Vuitton or Gucci but if she’s low income it’ll be Michael Kors or coach,is also a “woo!” Gurl that causes unnecessary drama where none needs to be, typically sends the “I just think it’s funny how...” texts

Yo, fam look at Gia, that bitch is such a Shetland Pony

by Jules Winnfield March 31, 2019

Shetland People

The term midgets and dwarfs prefer to be called, not little people as is commonly believed.

I tripped over one of those Shetland people, I didn't see the wee little bugger there.

by cryshtch December 11, 2009

Shetland Pony

When a man shaves his head hair and glues it to his penis, making his penis look like a Shetland pony

Hey girl, you wanna ride my Shetland pony?

by InternalMooseMD November 24, 2013

Shetland Pony

The smelliest fucking horse on earth.

Damn it Robby! Smells like a damn Shetland Pony in here! Durrp!

by Jornibo January 13, 2009

Shetland Vagina

A smaller than average vagina.Tiny the smallest you've ever seen.

Her vagina was REALLY small but that's good it fit my average sized penis. It looked like a Shetland vagina!

by lunchbox#1 July 13, 2012