Shequilla

Mysterious: like no other. You either love her or hate her. She is very open and honest, and is not afraid to utilize her voice. If you get her attention, you better keep it. She inspires others like a muse. Her mind flows swift as a butterfly 🦋 Her love and affection will forever keep you yearning. Truly indeed, Shequilla is one of a kind.

Shequilla has got to be a mystery to you, because she's a mystery to herself 💋

by SheShe💋 December 21, 2016

Shaquille O'Neal

A unit of measurement, generally 9 feet even though Shaq really isn't that tall but can be used from lengths as short as 6 feet.

Guy 1: Dude! WHAT'S UP?!
Guy 2: What? Dude, you're like 3 Shaquille O'Neals away from me.

by Reverend Buddy December 29, 2007

Shaquille O'Neil Disease

A horribly debilitating birth defect where a person who is of very large stature has an average sized penis. The problem is that the average sized penis looks tiny compared to the persons huge body.

Girl: Damn you have a small dick
Guy: Bitch! its 8 1/2 inches long. I'm 6'8" it just looks small.
Girl: Sorry I didn't realize you were afflicted with Shaquille O'Neil Disease.

by Patient zero July 29, 2008

shaquelle

she's a beautiful and mature person. You can always count on her. She's a funny and charismatic and extraordinary person. If you meet one, keep them they are one of a kind. One in a million!

1. Wow! Is that Shaquelle she's so pretty and amazing, I want to be her friend!

by tay tay so fly April 4, 2019

shaquille o'neal space dunk

When your girl is sleeping, paint yourself black(if you're not already), put bunny ears on your girl. Then paint your balls like basketballs. Then dramatically jump on your dresser and then slam dunk jump off it towards your bed so as to splelunk your girl in the anal cave repeatedly. All while watching space jam. Do this until your basketball nuts are covered in chocolate doo doo butter, then slap her resoundingly in the mouth with them so she wakes up.

I shaquille o'neal space dunk my girl in the morning, so she wakes up and makes me a sandwich. Space jam is a good movie.

by Shaquille o'neal's penis September 26, 2010

Shaquille O'Neal

The Shaquille O'Neal is a sexual maneuver done while receiving a blowjob. When about to climax, the man should proceed to force the woman's head down with such intensity that his penis goes through the roof of her mouth and out the back of her skull. Essentially, 'slam dunking' her head like the object of extracurricular enjoyment that it is.

*Warning, do not actually attempt the Shaquille O'Neal, as it will result in death*

Tyrone: Did you hear!?
Jamaal: What ma nigga?
Tyrone: OJ is on trial again. Turns out he murdered another one of his bitches, this time by Shaquille O'Nealing her.

Jamaal: Oh shit! That crazy fucka neva learns!

by cockdriller November 19, 2010

shaquella

Hands down, the dopest woman you can find in this world. She is a lioness who loves her family and will do anything to protect her young. A soft spoken and successful businesswoman with a head full of great ideas, a woman of actions and not just talking. The best motivator to her soulmate, keeping him at his peak performance in this game called life. She will keep you on your toes with surprising and deeply engaging conversations, if you are so lucky to stimulate her mind. She is a natural lover and helper first but don’t back her into a corner or she will show you her savage side quickly. If you get her, you will be a smart man and do everything in your power to keep her, the right way, because she is an intellectual woman that knows her worth and will call you out on your bs.

I met a real Shaquella...I don’t think I will meet another woman like her again! Maybe next lifetime, I guess.

by Idkw u wud Runaway August 25, 2020