shep shep

a complete and utter twat. cares about nobody but himself. oh and his balls, and not just the FOOTBALL balls, either. is a secret cross dresser and has a serious passion for pink panties (on himself this is) oh and he will generally have ginger prickle pubes.

look at mr shep shep over there, trying to get it on with robbo!

by Sparkle. March 7, 2009

Sheps

Something that people would not know even if they found out..

Nazfar was called Sheps cos he was a Shep once upon Sheps.

by Shavvy McShavShav July 17, 2011

Shep

A shep is a wild sheep. Sheps are very special because they are the rarest animals in the world. If you see a Shep, make sure to capture it right away, before it escapes! When two magical sheps are captured, they can be used to make baby sheplings.

A shep is a very rare type of sheep, that is hard to come across.

by Labe May 4, 2020

shep

One single sheep. The singular version of sheep, as coined by the Senior Pastor of First Presbyterian Church of Roseville, CA (name omitted)

Jesus taught the parable of the lost shep, in which the shepherd leaves the 99 sheep to look for the one shep which was lost. shep

by Deep Random Thoughts June 27, 2010

Shep

Old dog who can't be taught new tricks

James Graham is a real Shep

by Tray Kipfinger September 30, 2003

sheps

the ridiculous shortening of 'shephards pie'

philly: 'fancy some sheps for tea?'

by Katie25 October 25, 2007

Shep

When an overly buoyant poop falls from your rectum only to bounce back out of the toilet water, as if defying gravity, and contacts it's origin. Similar to an inflated foot ball being thrown streight down into a body of water.

I was in the middle of relieving myself, when it hit me.....litterally, I had sheped myself!

by Jon4$ December 14, 2008