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Slap the Sheik

to masturbate... to do the the dirty deed, in a few words to deal with your sexual needs by yourself. Includes all the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.
Guy 1: How did it go last night?

Guy 2: Not so good, so I had to go home and Slap the Sheik!
by vicariousone April 21, 2011
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duncan sheik

duncan sheik is a folk-pop singer who's music is pretty good
Duncan Sheik is mostly know for 1997 hit "Barely Breathing" and 2002 lesser known hit "On a High"
by Joe Smith 2 August 21, 2007
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ghetto sheik

a player, ladies man of urally dense areas, a mans man, popular, also a play on ghetto chic in a non offensive manner (including fashionable, and to have swagg)
that guy gets all the ladies. he is desirable, has swagg, knows how to dress, and has an enticing style. hes so ghetto sheik. or he is the ghetto sheik
by StraightSwagg June 22, 2011
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LAYS MORE PIPE THAN AN ARABIAN OIL SHEIK / UNION PLUMBER

a cocksman or prolific fornicator; a man who gets more butt than an ash tray, or more ass than a toilet seat at a Red Hot Chili Peppers' concert.
Larry got a leg over three times this week with three different pieces of tail. Madonn'! He lays more pipe than an Arabian oil sheik!
by weave August 25, 2003
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Sheik

Zelda's alternate persona in LoZ:OoT as well as in SSBM. In SSBM, Sheik is considered the best character in the game thanks to her tilt combos, her overpowered down throw, and her high priority needle setups.
OMFG YOU NOOB. I am GOING TO USE SHEIK AND KICK YOUR ASS.
by Fuck you October 8, 2004
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geek sheik

Geek sheik is anyone who buys thick black rimmed glasses, wears tube socks pulled up to their knees or wears plaid with stripes....all while pretending they didn't do it on purpose. Think Napolian Dinomite, musicains Weezer and Moby.
by marc calderwood May 27, 2008
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Sheik

The Jesus of City of Heroes. She is hilarious. She loves the phrases "Angry ticks fire out of my nipples", and "Your mom". She loves the game Zelda. She is secretly in love with Haleigh and Sandy.
Wow, that girl is awesome, what a Sheik.
by Divine Angel January 14, 2010
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