shlump

when you are super tired so you are about to go to bed

i am about to shlump out

by liltwapstealinyobitch January 13, 2018

Shlumped

When someone falls asleep or passes out during a social event or in a public area.

"Have you seen James recently?" "Ya, he's shlumped on the couch over there."

by Devenk80 November 3, 2019

shlumpkin

Getting head, taking a shit, and smoking a blunt, while eating a sandwich.

I wish my girlfriend would give me a shlumpkin.

by Fuckey McNelligan October 5, 2010

Shlump bucket

A cosmetically impaired vehicle with over 200,000 miles that barely runs and has subwoofers with enough bass to rattle off the pictures of houses it passes by.

Lets go set off some car alarms at the mall with my shlump bucket.

by uoy era ohw November 29, 2009

shpum

Shit, piss, and cum all mixed together.

I made him drink a cup of my shpum.

by Salival September 29, 2005

Shmum

Generally something of notable annoyance or irritability is described as ‘shmum’, however the word is a versatile one and can be used in many contexts as a positive or negative.

‘Your mum is looking bare shmum today innit’
‘That geez Jimmy is so shmum’

by Road Translations December 21, 2020

Shrump

Ingesting psychadelic mushrooms then umpiring a baseball game.

You be first base shrump, i'll be home plate shrumpire.

by Donald Shrump May 19, 2011