by Notsonewfag June 8, 2010
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B: But I have to make an A.
A: You're just shaving a painted Jesus, man.
B: But I have to make an A.
A: You're just shaving a painted Jesus, man.
by Nicole11 January 7, 2009
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After 30 years of unknowingly acting as Bruce's beard, Cindy finally divorced him after he got caught red-handed at the gay bar.
Bruce: I'm sorry I didn't tell you that I was gay when we got married. Will you stay married to me and pretend that we have sex?
Cindy: I think it's time you came out of the closet - I'm shaving the beard!
Bruce: I'm sorry I didn't tell you that I was gay when we got married. Will you stay married to me and pretend that we have sex?
Cindy: I think it's time you came out of the closet - I'm shaving the beard!
by Steve Fraser September 21, 2011
Get the Shaving the Beard mug.A small yet very loud and talkative woman. Tends to be quite cute but will kill someone when angry. Must be fed at least 5 times per day to avoid getting a death stare.
O.M.G. that girl was so nice, she's such a Shazwin. But I heard his bf will get scolded if he forgets to feed her. Lol that's such a Shazwin thing
by CVonMuffin June 19, 2021
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Get the Shaving mug.The process of shaving (usually your face) without any water or shaving foam.
Highly uncomfortable and undesirable, but often essential when you're in a rush to get somewhere, and remember you haven't shaved that day.
Highly uncomfortable and undesirable, but often essential when you're in a rush to get somewhere, and remember you haven't shaved that day.
"What happened to your chin mate?"
"Forgot I had that job interview this morning, woke up late and had to rush out of the house."
"So what's with the chin?"
"Ah, I had to resort to dry shaving"
"Fancy a night out? If we're quick we can catch the metro/subway/train/bus in for cheap?"
"Yeah I'm game, just let me grab a dry shave"
"Forgot I had that job interview this morning, woke up late and had to rush out of the house."
"So what's with the chin?"
"Ah, I had to resort to dry shaving"
"Fancy a night out? If we're quick we can catch the metro/subway/train/bus in for cheap?"
"Yeah I'm game, just let me grab a dry shave"
by OhTheDamageIsDone October 25, 2010
Get the dry shaving mug.A woman partaking in the act of removing all hair from the vaginal area (beetle bonet), thus leaving a smooth hairless area clear of all debris for a nice session of licking the vertical bacon sandwich.
by luke110381 February 4, 2008
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