Shartalanche

Severe "brown snow" weather incident. Usually accompanied by gale force winds, and heavy precipitation.

(1) James warned Chris : "If you drink any more real ale and have to visit the toilet, you will have a shartalanche on your hands ..."

(2) Pierre had eaten some bad mussels for lunch. His decision to go off-piste skiing carried a high risk of starting a shartalanche ...

by Fubby May 18, 2006

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Chavalanche

A large group of chavs. Chavs have adapted to a pack mentality and therefore move in groups of common stupidity. The word is a combination of Chav and Avalanche.

“Wow, it’s so scenic and quiet here”
“Not for much longer. There’s a chavalanche approaching”

by No hetero June 11, 2018

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snavalanche

A large amount of snot that comes out of your nose and gets all over your face/clothes/innocent bystanders when you sneeze.

1.) Man, this cold gave me a snavalanche so bad I had to change my clothes.

2.) Don't bring that cat near me unless you want to see a monster snavalanche!

by THDaddy March 19, 2008

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chavalanche

The immediate period after Townie pubs and clubs kick out at the Weekend when hundreds of chavs fall out of the establishment to fight, copulate and inbreed.

Police officer 1: Well Lenny I think we're going to have a right chavalanche on our hands tonight when Evolution kicks out!

Police officer 2: Lets hope so Dave I cant wait to take afew of those grubby little Pikey Fuckers.

by Mombola July 23, 2008

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