Shartisinal

A shart that is of the finest quality - both humiliating and possessing a genius reserved for the luckiest and most skilled practitioners.

OMG!! That was shartisinal!!! Both sides of the yoga pants in a pattern that looks a butterfly - hold on, let me get a pic...

by Covidblues April 18, 2020

Scartism

A mental disorder in which the person with scartism thinks and acts like every thing around him will hurt, or scar him/her for life.

A whiney person who is afraid to do anything without getting hurt in some way, shape or form.

A wus would be an example of a person with scartism.

by deine pyromeister, CGT August 13, 2009

Shortism

The ability to write a whole sentence with shortened or slanged words.
usually used by online gamers or people who type slow.

Tony:lol k,gf u.
^^
Translation
vv
-laugh out loud- Okay, Good fight you.


devon:why you using shortism?

by Converse_Dottor February 17, 2009

Sharkism

The belief that being a San Jose Sharks fan, is a religion.

forget Catholicism, I study Sharkism!

by nebhogan November 2, 2011

shortism

An irrational belief that acting like an ass might somehow improve ones stature among his or her peers, but such antics usually diminishes that person in overall size.

What a little shit. His shortism is giving me a pain in the ass.

by Sqeeezer May 31, 2007

shawtism

When someone who is totally non-qualified in any particular field swears they are more knowledgeable than any expert in their particular field of expertise

John Doe honestly has shawtism. Even though he’s a doctor he spent all day telling the Builders how to do their job.
He is shawtistic I think

by Firewalltickler January 31, 2023

shawtism

When someone who has no expertise in a particular field believes that they know more than professionals and experts in that field

He really does have shawtism. Even though he’s not a builder he spent all day today telling the Builders how to do their job.
I think he has shawtism

by Firewalltickler January 31, 2023