Sea sharpening

The act of having sex with a flaccid penis and it only getting hard when it's in the vagina, surrounded by vaginal fluid.

Person 1: "Oh man, I had a few too many drinks last night before taking that girl home."

Person 2: "I take it sex was out of the question then."

Person 1: "Normally, it would be. But she really wanted to do it so I just went along with it and started sea sharpening."

by TimmaDoo May 8, 2020

Nipple sharpening

When it´s so cold your nipples harden to the point they can slice steel.

Doctor: "OMG I´m out of knives I can´t operate on this patient"
Doctor 2: "Hand me some ice and i´ll do some nipple sharpening"

by sniffing.cocaine.off.a.niple March 16, 2023

Sharenting

Combination of two words; parenting and sharing.

When parents share too much of their children's information, pictures and private moments online, mostly on Facebook.

1.That Mom is way overboard with her sharenting on Facebook.

2.Everyone is going to know everything about that poor kid because his/her parents aren't careful with their sharenting.

by siouxie que October 25, 2012

Shartoning

The practice of singing songs but altering the words to be relevant to farts or shit.

Did you hear Callan shartoning at band practice. He is a mad shartoner.

by Heathenlamb July 30, 2018

The Snappening

(v)

The act of Thanos snapping his fingers in Infinity War, thus wiping out half of all known existence

Can't we just call Thanos's genocide The Snappening?

by MikeyD25 May 6, 2019

snappening

Bringing balance to the universe, as all things should be.

Greatest event on Reddit r/thanosdidnothingwrong where half of the users got banned, bringing balance to the subreddit as all thing should.

Did you survive the Snappening?

by T3chie July 10, 2018

sappening

What's happening?
What's up?
What are you doing?

Also spelt: s'appenin?
s'apenning?
sapenin?
sappenin?

me: hey man, sappening?
you: oh nm d00d.

by pdora June 14, 2007