The Pencil Sharpener

Too give oral sex with captain crunch in mouth

She gave him the pencil sharpener till he was raw.

by bigjackhauf February 7, 2015

Kentucky Pencil Sharpener

A vagina that is so diseased, it'd be healthier to fuck a pencil sharpener.

Xander: Bro, Miranda is so hot. I would pay good money to hook up with her.
Grayson: Nah man, big Pete got with her last week and said she's got a Kentucky Pencil Sharpener. He's been icing his junk ever since.
Xander: God damn...

by Ichabod's_Cumslave May 18, 2016

cock sharpener

When the vagina circumcises the nig nog log

Oh shit that biatch cut ma nog log nigga, she be like a cock sharpener

by cockmasterv February 18, 2011

Indian Pencil Sharpener

The act of taking both hands and placing them on the shafts of a man's genitalia and proceeding to twist in opposite directions much like an "Indian Burn" to one's arm.

Craig: Hey, Rick! You want a good ol' friendly Indian Pencil Sharpener?
Rick: Nah, bro. I'm still sore from last week.

by Imhereforyou January 24, 2016

Sharpener

A machine that breaks your pencil lead

That darn sharpener broke my pencil lead in one twist!

by Ok’nt boomer’t March 7, 2019

Mexican Pencil Sharpener

Using a knife to to sharpen your pencil.

"Dude do you have a Mexican pencil Sharpener? I have a huge test and I can't find mine! I'm freaking out! Haven't even studied!!!!! "

by Rooster Jake August 27, 2011

Sharmelle

Pretty person. She is short, smart and bright. She looks like a puppy. A cute pup, of course. Good at math. Thriving everyday to get taller than her best friend, Nathalie.

She loves sunsets. Photography and guitar are her liking. She glistens like the sun. She is cheerful. She is nice. She is kind. She is gentle. She is Sharmelle.

The girl next door type of woman.

Sharmelle is good at math. Omg.

Aye, seen that bae? Her name's Sharmelle. Sheesh.

by Na Monrouge June 8, 2021