one who attracts skanks by what he wears, drives, says etc. basicaly is a shiny "tool". he's the loser at the bar who has perfected the uncomplicated art of tricking the stupid slutty girls (e.g. SKANKS) to go home with him, using his flashy material goods.
"Oh my god, look at the skankbait that just walked into the bar..."
"You should see his car, its all skankbait"
"You should see his car, its all skankbait"
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Get the shankbat mug.Half Shark, half Caterpillar. Sharkcaterpillars typically ruin lives, and bite off the heads of others. Sharkcaterpillars can be found in dreams and nightmares, and often times seducing Hyenas.
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"Sharkcaterpillars should leave Hyenas alone and fled the country."
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Scout: *holds up magazine saying "Phild Corn"* what's this?
Spy: Oh scout, please, go fu--.
Scout: --It was you wasn't it?
Spy: No Scout, do I look like someone so immature, and degenerate as to pull something like that?
Scout: Like what?
Spy: Your mother.
*Spy pushes Scout out of his smoking room*
Scout (regaining himself): Wait! You gotta at least know something!
Spy: Scout, I'm not interested this shockbait you fell for, go bother Pyro or something...
*Spy turns around to shut the door*
Scout: Wait! What dya' mean! --
*Door slams in Scout's face*
Spy: Oh scout, please, go fu--.
Scout: --It was you wasn't it?
Spy: No Scout, do I look like someone so immature, and degenerate as to pull something like that?
Scout: Like what?
Spy: Your mother.
*Spy pushes Scout out of his smoking room*
Scout (regaining himself): Wait! You gotta at least know something!
Spy: Scout, I'm not interested this shockbait you fell for, go bother Pyro or something...
*Spy turns around to shut the door*
Scout: Wait! What dya' mean! --
*Door slams in Scout's face*
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