Shark Week

A lady's monthly time

Josh: "Why aren't you home with your girl tonight?"
Mikey: "Dude, it's shark week! There's blood in the water. I'll see her in 5-7 days"

by Wordpervect December 11, 2014

Shark week

Where every women in the house falls on their menstral cycle at the same time causing a frenzy of chaos for the man.

Mother: I think I'm getting my period
Dad: oh crap it's shark week
Daughters: we're on our period
Dad: it's Fucking shark week !!!!!!!

by Flickybicky July 18, 2018

Shark Week

The time during a woman's menstral cycle in which she attacks and tries to murder those around her.

I'm not going over to my girlfriend's place until Tuesday- it's shark week over there.

by fuckfacebitchez February 28, 2015

Shark Week

The week of a girl's period.

Kay: "Taya, Shark Week for you is starting soon."
Taya: "Oh shit, have you started?
Kat: "Yup"
Michelle: "Well fuck, that means I'm starting soon, too!"

by DeadRoseBringsMusicToMyEars May 16, 2014

Shark Week

Sharks like blood. Women bleed once a month. Shark week.

Dude! Do a little xbox today?

Can't. Shark week.

by Big Black Deer April 30, 2014

Shark week

The term referring to "that time of the month" (her period.) This term is derived due to the fact it feels as if Jaws is down under and fucking things up worse then thunder ever could. Thunder down under

"Man what's my women's problem?!"
"Dude it is obviously shark week"

by Spelvirki March 17, 2016

shark week

a shark's brain looks like a vagina hence, a girl's monthly period is called Shark WEEK

Shark week this week. Crap :(

by iamsomerhalder October 23, 2010