Snapples

Snapples - snotty people who believe in the inherent superiority of Apple products against all competing brands with the preconceived notion that Apple products are 'made from the best stuff on earth.'

"My friends are such snapples. They won't even gchat me when they know I'm using my Droid."

by i8urchips February 24, 2010

Shapeless Wonder

Most often a woman who lacks hips, booty, and thighs.

Upon entering the boutique, I was approached by a shapeless wonder of a woman.

by MinYoongi September 1, 2016

sapplesauce

1) A ground up sapple who is commonly used as aphrodisiac for elephantitis victims.

2) Also used descriptively as disgusting vomit, an ugly chick, or a massive dump.

1) "Shall we order some more sapplesauce?"

2) "That biatch is sapplesauce."
"I look like sapplesauce."
"You smell like sapplesauce."

by Luis R. December 13, 2006

Snapples on my Apples

A phrase that can be used for pretty much any situation, but it is usually used to express frustration, surprise, or butthurt. Occasionally, it can also be a memorable catch phrase.

Dave: Oh shit, we aced our group project!
John: Snapples on my Apples!

by The Mysterious Stranger April 7, 2015

Snapples

extremely awesome

on a much grander scale than O...S***!

I am going to have a 3 day birthday bash??? O SNAPPLES!

by futang June 28, 2012

Sharpless

One in an office environment, particularly a loner who is physically repugnant and socially unredeeming in any way, who seeks to maneuver by heirarchal flattery and other banal officespace machiavellian tactics more attractive and socially agile co-workers out of their jobs with the sad notion that they will not be around to draw desperately needed female attention from him. Always lives alone. Collects comic books and old rock albums. Assumes the attutude of a hipster without possessing any hipster qualities. Apparently unware of shoulder flakes. Will typically work as an editor and will fire interns who don't sleep with him.

Ugh. That's the third time this week that sharpless loser has asked me out to dinner so we can discuss my writing.

by Dharma Bum April 12, 2004

sapplesation

A completely awesome conversation via text messaging, that you lock in your phone, and never delete.

mine and jeff's sapplesation was so awesome last night, i HAVE to show you it.

by manduh monsterrr February 22, 2009