When one shit ain't enough, you got a shitocalypse. The biggest shit of your life and maybe even diarrhea.
Man 1: Man, I couldn't leave the bathroom
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: I ate that chilly dip and drank it down with vodka
Man 2: Oh God, you've had a shitocalypse
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: I ate that chilly dip and drank it down with vodka
Man 2: Oh God, you've had a shitocalypse
by GoodMan95 May 3, 2018
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“CODE BROWN, CODE BROWN! Avoid the bathroom and surrounding area; there has been a shitocalypse of septic proportions!
by Walt Shitman January 11, 2023
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A drinking session that escalates from “just one drink” to full-blown chaos, existential revelations, and probably crying in the Uber. The vibes shift from chill to catastrophic with no warning.
“Started with wine and a cute playlist. Ended in a sipocalypse. I confessed my love to the bartender and Venmo’d my ex $200.”
“We were just doing tequila shots and then suddenly I was slow dancing with a mop. Classic sipocalypse.”
“We were just doing tequila shots and then suddenly I was slow dancing with a mop. Classic sipocalypse.”
by Nords1313 May 27, 2025
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