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Shaned

To sacrifice someone in order to survive, most commonly done in a zombie apocolypse
on a run to get supplies, I shaned my buddy in order to get away from the zombies
by We Can SURVIVE March 30, 2012
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shanked as a dog

when you are you high that you look like your friends dead dog. that jimmy "accidentally" shanked last week .
i am as shanked as a dog as right now guys. Me say "so you are 6 feet under"
by Nick’s terms September 11, 2021
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Cyber Shanked

The result of being called out so hard via social media that it could be comparable to a prisoner getting "shanked".
Chris cyber shanked Chastity so hard for being such a trifling ass hoe, no one has seen her in days.
by Da Most Dope GUp In Da Hizzy September 9, 2013
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shit shanked

When you go into a restroom to take a leak, wash your hands.. and during that process someone is dropping a duece is finishing up.. Rather than that person wait for the all clear, he or she must storm out off the stall and proclaim their victory upon you.
I went to the restroom to take a piss, was washing my hands in hopes I wouldn't be shit shanked from behind, he could have waited 10 seconds and nobody would have known...
by Petesbeeps July 2, 2017
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Shanedawsonhottopictshirtless

Someone who does not own a Shane Dawson Hot Topic tshirt. This term is commonly used in Montgomery County, maryland, or by Shane Dawson fans who want to win one of his hot topic shirts or who just really want one. ShaneDawsonHotTopicTShirt-Less.
UGH man, I'm so Shanedawsonhottopictshirtless! I need to save my money and buy that shirt.
by RoyalBubblegumGloss October 3, 2010
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ShaneDawsonTV2

The second channel of the popular YouTuber, Shane Dawson. The second channel of his YouTube channel trilogy, Shane, ShaneDawsonTV and ShaneDawsonTV2.
Did you watch the new video on ShaneDawsonTV2?
by xH3LL3Tx July 13, 2010
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Shaned

The act of eating massive quantities of food in a very brief amount of time by taking great white shark sized bites out of the food item being consumed.

Secondary Definition:

To make food disappear instantaneously.
When the Zorf offered a half sandwich to Hoof Hearted it was intercepted by Migraine Headache Boy and shaned before Hoof Hearted could verbally respond to the offered sandwich.

Bob was starving after a hard day at work stuffing down pillows. Upon arriving home he proceeded to order an extra large pizza. When it arrived, he immediately shaned it. Authorities were unable to find any trace of said pizza...
by The Zorf Hath Spoken September 23, 2010
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