shantiniece

A Beautiful Creature made from nature itself

The girl Shantiniece was an outstanding singer

by Shantiniece steal my name UDie May 28, 2019

Shaneing

(V.) To shane; The act of working as little as possible yet still receiving the same compensation as coworkers.

Larry:
Dave shaned so hard last night and I still had to split my tips with him.
Greg:
Yeah, Dave is always shaneing. He’s a real peice of shit.

by Cheese Waffle August 19, 2018

Sharting

When you think you have a nice meaty fart to let out, but the only thing that presents itself is a juicy turd bubble.

Person 1:"So Dave, let me tell ya, I felt a fart coming on the other day, and uh... Well little did I know it was a juicy 'lil turd bubble. It was horrifying"

--Person 2:"Ya I hate when then happens. Did you know that it's called sharting?"

Person 1:"Really? Well goshdarnit Dave, you do learn something new everyday, now don't 'cha?"
When you're in the process of pooping, and you happen to let a fart slide out.

by BradS January 5, 2007

Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville

Possibly the most unfortunate and gayest name EVER

Peasant 1 - Why Good Day Mayor Pussyface

Mayor Pussyface - Good day commoner

Peasant 2 - My, my, dont you have a terribly unfortunate name Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville

Mayor Pussyface - Why indeed i do, thank you for bringing this to my attention

by Mr Connor October 1, 2007

Shantina

Shantina is a very studious girl, she likes her own way if she does not get it she throws her toys out of her pram. She is mature and seeks guidance off her peers. She is attractive and understanding usually found in the UK with dazzling long hair and big eyes and means the world to someone

I saw Shantina today

by 999office May 25, 2011

Red Shafting

The act of over Rusty Shafting (a 'ewan' entering from behind, thus making his 'shaft' 'rusty' or 'browned' (covered in excrement) in the process.)

Ewan - "Pounded your Mum so hard last night that she ended up making my pole red!"

Jack (Friend) - "You were Red Shafting my mum?"

Ewan - "Hell Yea!"

Jack - "Cheers, she needed that!"

by Paco-dude July 3, 2009

Shancing

When you have to go shit so bad, your practically dancing.

Robin: Kevin! slow down on the prune juice! You're gunna be shancing before we get back.

by Ronaldo the Dinosaur November 24, 2009