shanghai

A big Chinese city on the East Coast, next to the Jiangsu and Zhejiang provinces.

Shanghai is famous for being a word which means kidnapping.
It is also famous for having mainland China's most expensive taxis and whores, lots of bars and many many tall buildings.

The traditional food in Shanghai is oily and sweet, and many people say it tastes like dog shit. Luckily there are many great restaurants featuring food from other places.

Shanghai people are notorious for being rude and Shanghai men also have a reputation for being a bit girly. At a push the average Shanghai guy weighs in at about 48kg which makes it a great place to go for a fight! Watch out though, a recent scrap outside the Guangdi nightclub saw quite a few Western folks outnumbered and running with their tail between their legs. Better luck next time eh!

Shanghai is definitely the most happening city in China at the moment, with an emerging live music scene, lots of parties and concerts and a promising outlook on the property front.
Moron: Hey I'm going to Taipei!
Everyone else: Really, I hear that Taipei is a slurry ridden shit pit for people who can't hack the pace of Shanghai city life...
Moron: Yeah that's right, you've been there?
Everyone else: No fear! I wouldn't touch Taipei with a pointed stick.
by thiskevin October 02, 2006
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shanghai

The honourable, graceful city which is soon going to outpace New York. Its quality of education , especially in junior and senior high schools, is unparalleled. And behold, this will pay off later on.
Guy A: Some people believe that China in 21st century will be analogous to the Germany of the late 19th century.
Guy B: Yeah, and Shanghai is the new Prussia.
by onthetopo January 10, 2005
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The Shanghai

After a night of drinking, your kinda girlfriend calls you up while your laying in bed to inform you that she is on her way over for sex.
I was wasted last night and she came over and gave me the shanghai.
by Twig64 March 05, 2010
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Shanghaied

When you discover that something you ordered off the internet turns out to be a cheap, made in China piece of crap. Also, when something you own, that was made in China breaks way too early.
Taylor: "Dude, I ordered this expensive set of chef's knives from this website. But when I got them, they were all flimsy and had cheap plastic handles."
Grant: "Oh man, you got Shanghaied."
by Roy D. Mercer August 06, 2008
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shanghai

Shanghai- To cut in front of someone.
I was waiting in line at Starbucks, and a rude lass Shanghaied me.
by cat44 November 29, 2016
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Shanghaied

a fucken spongebob squarepants episode. commonly known for patrick star's "leedle leedle leedle lee" cry.
Autist: wait what episode of spongebob does patricks "leedle leedle leedle lee" come in?
Autist 2: uhhh ripped pants?
Captain Obvious: retards its Shanghaied.
by Uncircumsized Penis March 27, 2019
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shanghai

To stink up a room/person with the smoke from either a ciggarette or (more commonly) a roach.
Don't fuckin shanghai my room til after my parents leave the house.
by christopherxxx August 26, 2006
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