Shagmangle

The unexpected arrival of a family member to your home (usually on a friday night) , thus fucking up your weekend plans to get absolutely wasted/naked all weekend

Sorry darling my sisters just turned up after leaving her husband...looks like you'll have to put some clothes on and break out the chardonnay and milk tray, that's made a shagmangle of the weekend

by JRL1973 June 22, 2011

Spandongle

A juicy mixture of ketamine and speed in line form.

Hello good sir, would you care for a spandongle?

by Lionel Skinnytits February 1, 2019

Shambangled

so shocked that one is temporarily unable to react; astonished.

On the bus ride back home I accidentally let out the most nefarious, conspicuous fart. It left me and all the other passengers shambangled.

by Habibi513 May 13, 2022

Shambangle

1.)Fake jewlery 2.)the name of a great up and coming band based out of Hawaii a which plays fake plastic wind insterments that were purchased for $2.70 at a toy store and has absolutly no talent whatsoever! 3.) An adjective which can be used as a psudo-cuss word with no real deffinition but sounds bad if used correctly.

"What the Shambangles man?!" "This weed isnt real"!

by Dana Tabes September 30, 2005

smandangled

getting hammered, wasted, drunk, having a lot of vodka, etc.

i got smandangled at the party.

by e moneyy February 20, 2009

spandangley

Very fancy. Almost flamboyant and maybe too tight. Perhaps containing sparkles and or spangles that may perhaps dangle

That(insert noun) is very spandangley.

Elvis wore spandangley clothes.

by denief May 27, 2014

shmamdangled

The state achieved by a person after he or she has consumed copious amounts of alcohol.

Bob got so shmamdangled last night!

by Majcrub March 31, 2009