Shampooed

adj. Mentally cleansed, espeically of behaviours, attitudes, or even memories considered "undesirable" by one partner. To truly shampoo a partner requires a great deal of effort to achieve the required level of obedience, but results in a docile and obedient lover who cannot conceive of not wanting to obey and please.

GF1: "Damn, Margot really shampooed her toyboy!"
GF2: "He doesn't even recognize his old girlfriends anymore..."
GF1: "She took him from free-range boi to shampooed toy!"

by Margot and Bubble May 26, 2009

shampoo

A concoction used to cleanse one's scalp. Its ingredients consist of:

1 part sham
1 part poo

Dang, I wish Greasy Gary would use some shampoo.

by Wojeezy May 25, 2008

Shampooing

To indulge in alcoholic consumption the following day/night after getting completely shitfaced the night before. Usually it's easier to get drunk that next night.

Kate and Lauren are shampooing in the fratmosphere again tonight!

by Fropaholic June 23, 2009

shampoo

A fake turd.

Derived from combination of sham and poo.

I thought the dog had managed to crap in the bathroom cabinet, but it was just shampoo.

by Pipe Downn March 21, 2010

shampoo

A liquid substance used by everyone, excluding those too poor to afford it, rednecks (they use soap instead), and the French (they hate showering).

Normal person: Shampoo is a part of my showering routine.

Poor person: I wish I could afford shampoo.

Redneck: I'm too much of a man to use shampoo.

French person: Je déteste pour verser. Je déteste le shampooing.

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 10, 2003

Shampooed

Day drinking after bingeing the night before. Much easier to sustain a good day drunk.

I had 3 beers and was shampooed by 2p.m.

by quattroinsanity February 21, 2011

shampoo

when your completely legit about something sexual.

Wanna Fuck?
Dude I'm Shampoo

by Gabrielleisalwaysright November 25, 2011