Shmooping

The act of ditching the bros/gals to talk, text, face time or hang out with a potential or current love interest.
(Shmoop, shmooped, shmoopin)

Dude, he was totally shmooping with that girl last night when we were at the bar

by Dudes23 May 3, 2018

sharoop

When you've SHARTed, and then when you get out of the bathroom you have to immediately POOP.

Mommy sharooped while cooking, so I didn't eat her food for 1 week.

by UcladudeJon December 5, 2019

Shmooplacopter

1. A large Satanic Nazi penis with bunny ears, a pretty awesome tweedly mustache, Gary Busey teeth and Ghandi getting a blow job from Mother Teresa. It includes another low quality penis with a small propeller so it can fly. It has an awesome set of flaming balls, and while in flight, Jesus Christ masturbates all over it.

2. The most offensive thing ever thought of.

3. Gary Busey's favorite way of transportation.

Holy $H!T!?! Did that Shmooplacopter just hit the World Trade Center?!

by W3SL3YG123 January 18, 2011

Shmoople

A sex move typically performed on a female in which the male partner places an egg on the forehead of the girl before lifting his penis and dropping it onto the egg, shattering it.

Chad: Bro i gave her the SHMOOPLE last night

Liberal: i have a small penis

by secksy chadrick September 17, 2019

shmoopi

1.best friend
2.love of your life
3.the one you want to wake up next to for the rest of your life!

Cindy is definately my shmoopi forever!

by rosedawgz March 7, 2009

shamoo

A very - VERY fat person - makes reference to "Shamoo, the wonder whale"

by Anonymous June 22, 2003

shaboop

A secret language; an expression when you slap a tricky bitch.

If that hoe Keisha keep talking shit she gone get that shaboop.

by CARELESSTRIIHOE March 8, 2018