Shake And Bake

When A Male Excretes Feces During Sexual Intercourse And The Female Simultaneously Has A Seizure.

John Showed Up At His Girlfriends House With Several Bran Muffins And A Strobe Light. He Knew Before The Night Was Over His Girlfriend Would Be The Proud Recepient Of A Little Thing Called "Shake and Bake".

Shake And Bake by LE & SJ™ January 11, 2009

Shake and Bake

Medical terminology for "fever and chills", often associated with Amphotericin administration.

Patient X had a systemic fungal infection. After he started a course of Amphotericin, it was nothing but shake and bake with him/her.

Shake and Bake by The Professional January 27, 2005

Shake and Bake

In the fire service it means that you are just about to get burnt over.

1. Shake out your fire shelter.

2. Bake in it until the fire passes.

During fire shelter training.

Come on it's time to shake and bake.

When referring to a deployment.

Those guys had to shake and bake to survive.

Shake and Bake by AlistairMacIlherron September 21, 2009

shake and bake

have sex at the beach and supersoak the girl on her stomach. roll her over on the sand and when she rolls around you have shake and bake where the sand sticks.

guy: oh shiznit i supersoaked you
girl: omg im rolling around
guy: thats shake and bake biyach.

shake and bake by WhitePOW December 2, 2007

shake and bake

While plugging smoe snapper on the beach, the art of yanking the meat flute out, shoving it into the sand, and going right back in the baby chute.

Mike: Hey, i went out with Courtney last night and we hit North Avenue Beach.

Jed: Did you do the shake and bake on her?

Mike: Damn straight kid, there was sand all up in her snatch and she was pissed!

shake and bake by da ali g July 28, 2006

Shake and Bake

To exercise as soon as you wake up in the morning, immediately followed by a satisfying bowl of your dankest weed. Hence, "Shaking" and "Baking"

I did a lil shake and bake this morning, never felt so relieved in my life.

Shake and Bake by Toastito November 3, 2008

shake and bake

In an odd mood or moment. the feeling one gets after being caught in doing something they have no buinsness doing.

I walked in and her arms and legs told me she was in shake and bake

shake and bake by Sun Rhythms October 14, 2004