50 Shades of Pubes

The sexual act, nay art, of an individual chewing several layers of colorful gum and blowing bubbles that pop into their enemy's wive's pubes. Upon leaving the household, this bold individual steals all of the hosts hair removal utensils and replaces them with rusty tweezers lathered in extra petroleum Vaseline to increase removal time of pubes by 95.7%.

My friend Tyler called me a "jagaloon" so I seductively introduced his wife to 50 shades of pubes.

by SurfTweeze609 February 25, 2015

50 Shades of Cray

It's like "cray (an alteration of crazy,)" except it's like ulta cray.

If something is 50 shades of cray... rest assured....

"Yo! I'm about to go drink 8 Rip It energy drinks!"

"Whoah! That's 50 Shades of Cray!"

by crayfish101 July 16, 2013

baller shades

shades, or sunglasses, of a particularly baller nature. often expensive shades with a reflective coating are considered most "baller".

person 1: wow i can see myself in your sunglasses

person 2: these aint sunglasses!!! these baller shades!! recognize!

by heather-con-con May 28, 2009

jug shades

When someone's breasts are so big they have shadows beneath them.

"her boobs were so big dude! She had them jug shades and everything!"

by Clumbo January 20, 2018

Close the shades

A variation of the term "shut up," meaning to stop making noise.

Person 1: Oh, I just love having the shades open! It brings in so much sunlight that way! Don't you just love it? I can't get enough of that sunlight! Oh, I tell ya, I-
Person 2: Dude, close the shades!

by Soupy March 15, 2009

Stunner Shades

Really large sunglasses, aviators, etc. Term originated in the bay area, associated with the hyphy movement.

"Put your stunner shades up" - E40: Tell me when to go

by Jon Whiteaker February 16, 2006

50 Shades Of Google

Google is a billionaire who seduces you then punishes you, often without warning or reason.

"Oh you lost your youtube account with no warning? 50 Shades Of Google."

by Mormo Zine March 6, 2015