1. drunk
2. really, really drunk
3. (most common) Christ-raping, skull-crushing, badger-felching, amazingly drunk
2. really, really drunk
3. (most common) Christ-raping, skull-crushing, badger-felching, amazingly drunk
I'm so slossy, I could lick the smegma off a mountain-goat's taint.
I'm so slossy, I could eat the ass end of a menstrual skunk.
I'm so slossy, I could fuck Ann Coulter.
I'm so slossy, I could eat the ass end of a menstrual skunk.
I'm so slossy, I could fuck Ann Coulter.
by shyjason September 5, 2005
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Get the Slossed out mug.Shossing, or shossin' comes from a combination of the words, shit, shower, and toss or tossing.
To be one who is a shosser, or guilty of shossing they must first have shat into their own hand whilst in the shower, and then tossed said feces into the toilet.
To be one who is a shosser, or guilty of shossing they must first have shat into their own hand whilst in the shower, and then tossed said feces into the toilet.
'remember that girl from the other night'
-"yeah, howd that go? you toss her salad?"
'yeah well the next morning she tried shossing for the first time, IN MY BATHROOM, that bitch missed the bowl and just climbed out my bathroom window.'
-"i hope it was solid."
-"yeah, howd that go? you toss her salad?"
'yeah well the next morning she tried shossing for the first time, IN MY BATHROOM, that bitch missed the bowl and just climbed out my bathroom window.'
-"i hope it was solid."
by joepus April 11, 2008
Get the shossing mug.While I ,a man, was strolling down the halls of MSA, I ran into the deadly Tino, who immediately flattened me with it's Szossage. I will not be returning soon.
by Jorge Bigglestein IV March 21, 2009
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Get the Sossi Fest mug.A deadly man-dyke who prowls the halls of MSA seeking sour patch kids and mindless chatter. If these needs are not met, you will be reported to the head Man-Dyke who will have you summarily executed.
MSA employee: Well, time to sit here and do my mindless job until I can go home and eat myself to death.
The Szossinator: Not on my watch. I will now report you for looking away from the screen for not talking to me or acknowledging my dyke schlong flapping against your overplump jowls.
The Szossinator: Not on my watch. I will now report you for looking away from the screen for not talking to me or acknowledging my dyke schlong flapping against your overplump jowls.
by Robert Townshend IV March 24, 2009
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"ergh yousaf why do you tell me these things ?"
"Brett but it's probably you're fault, maybe an infection or something"
(Brett talks to his penis)
"Hi penis you gave Danielle snossy again, you're staying a way for a while ok ?"
"ergh yousaf why do you tell me these things ?"
"Brett but it's probably you're fault, maybe an infection or something"
(Brett talks to his penis)
"Hi penis you gave Danielle snossy again, you're staying a way for a while ok ?"
by Brettikus July 7, 2008
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