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Sexsaurus

A rare non-existing breed of dinosaur in the Jurassic era. Well known for constantly mating, these horny creatures are always in heat. They travel in crowds as large as 500. Though Sexsaurus’ need constant physical attention, you’ll occasionally find some who prefer to wander solo. Sexsaurus’ are both herbivores and omnivores; meaning they can survive without meat and do not always crave it. They are often on the move, as they like variety and to explore. They are very adventurous, and usually quite friendly and flirtatious. They are fairly small dinosaurs, with only a height of 2-3 meters and a length of 3-6 meters. But don’t let these dinosaurs fool you, when angered, they are very violent. Much like bulls, they charge; their long horns ready to rip through anything in their way.
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by Sexsaurus June 1, 2009
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Sexcuse article

The act of 'accidentally' forgetting an article of clothing or object to give yourself a reason to come back to someone's place and fuck.
When Jeremy left his hat at her house, she was convinced that it was a sexcuse article. This was proven a fact when he asked to come over to collect his hat because he wanted a bootycall.
by josefiend July 9, 2011
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Sexism

1) A guy was hit in his pubic region in a tv show is perceived as funny, a joke.

2) A lady was hit in her pubic region in a tv show is perceived as offensive, malicious and very much inappropriate.
Sexism is around us, regardless if you're male or female.
by lambino October 24, 2014
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sexism

sexism is a subject invented and studied by feminists. They held a hypothesis that the lexicon, grammatical structure, etc. of a language contain features that makes woman excluded, insulted or unimportant.
"Tomorrow I will meet my new doctor; I hope he is friendly."
Since the speaker hasn’t met the doctor, how can the speaker know the doctor is HE? This kind of assumption can be regarded as sexism in Language.
by sophia41 January 23, 2008
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sexsheveled

A state of disarray one often finds one's hair and clothing in after engaging in sex or sexual activities.

May occur despite a half-assed attempt to make oneself appear presentable after doing it.
Vern: Is that Billy and Susan coming out of that bedroom together? They're looking pretty sexsheveled.

Otto: Dude, they totally engaged in sexual intercourse together!
by onehalfspin January 5, 2009
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Sexcuse

While visiting my parents, Jeff and I usually use the sexcuse of needing a gallon of milk from the grocery store. That gets us out of the house long enough for a quicky in the backseat of the car.
by Kate Charlton October 18, 2008
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sefus

a cute little man from youtube. he appears to have no neck and moves like a penguin. seen mostly on dcigs.
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by nickipop June 20, 2011
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