When an individual has a passionate sexual experience in a setting specifically decorated with various oyster and bivalve shells. Sometimes algae can be substituted for the bivalve shells.
Instead of heading to the local legume show, he decided to head to the hatchery to try and line up a sextret instead.
by Ronaldmcd October 30, 2014
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My wife caught me with a fleshlight. I told her it doesn't pass the Sexturing test!
...she divorced me anyway.
...she divorced me anyway.
by RadAF September 20, 2019
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Joe- "dude while while having sex with my girl all i could think about was how I'd rather be masturbating.
Craig- "Dude so you and your girlfriend are into sexturbating?
Craig- "Dude so you and your girlfriend are into sexturbating?
by THEADVICEDAWG January 25, 2011
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Sending yourself explicit text messages while your number is saved under a different name in your phone book in order to pretend it is someone else and proceeding to masturbate to those sext messages. Sexturbating
by Timmy0209 March 7, 2014
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by MsLizzie July 24, 2011
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Tim: Dude, thats nothing! I did even better - I hooked up with that sextremely sexy girl, Molly!
Tim: Dude, thats nothing! I did even better - I hooked up with that sextremely sexy girl, Molly!
by markelv December 27, 2010
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John: Hey, how’d it go with that chick from the bar last night?
James: It was great, but I ended up giving her a sexzure. I had to rush her to the hospital and I think she’s suing me.
John: You still hit tho
James: Facts
James: It was great, but I ended up giving her a sexzure. I had to rush her to the hospital and I think she’s suing me.
John: You still hit tho
James: Facts
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