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stationary syndrome

When during summertime you happen to glance at a pack of pens, a bottle of glue, or a notebook and relized that no matter how much fun you have that summer school is around the corner.
Matt: Hey Jake whats wrong youve seemed pretty bummed lately.

Jake: yeah man today I drove past an advertisment for school supplys and I got a bad case of "Stationary Syndrome".
by Chase Yaz August 23, 2007
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urban suctionary

Sarcastic slang for the Urban Dictionary, an online dictionary proporting to offer definitions of urban language, which dictionary is hardly a reliable resource considering it derives it's words and definitions from any Tom, Dick, or Harry that wants to slosh the net with their illiterate ramblings of nonsensical stupidity.
"The 'Urban Suctionary' is a lame place to find reliable reference for contemporary, commonly used slang words."
by Mo Ped March 27, 2005
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stationary

typical white girl: “oh em gee this stationary is so cute!! #studyhard #tumblr”
people with iq over 2: “stationery*”
by pxssywillow February 10, 2018
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Stationary Boob Action

VERB: Also known as SBA, the stationary action of the breasts of a female caused by a sports bra when said female runs or works out.
Hey, check out all that stationary boob action on the track field today. Those sports bra sure keep the boobs nice ans stationary as all those fine females run about. Mmm mmm mmm.
by CatLover99 April 17, 2011
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Textionary

The Modern usage of one's smartphone's autocorrect feature to check to see how to properly spell a word incorrectly. This generally leads to Textude. (Texting Attitude)
Text Message #1:, How do you spell Belive as in the Beatles Album?
Text #2 : Be Live?
Text #1: Yes Beleeve. My textionary isn't right.
Text #2: B E L I E V E.

Text #1 Thanks.
by Matersgurl May 13, 2014
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stationary road head

When your lady shows up to your work during lunch break to suck you off in your car on the company parking lot.
Man, my girl showed up at work yesterday and gave me some stationary road head out in the parking lot.
by 1machinist November 17, 2020
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sictionary

by Kbubjbub March 19, 2021
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