sexret

A sexy secret.

Hey billy, i was with this girl Ola last night and we did some pretty crazy stuff. Ill tell you about it, but you have to promise to keep it a sexret because this shit is crazy.

by Richard LaVoice March 8, 2011

JC Secrets

people with the intials J and C share a secret that no one else knows

not even a russian spy could solve the JC Secrets

by team JC September 10, 2010

sexretive

a person very sexual; tease; charming and seductive but not vocal.

person1: what did you do on valentines day? you are very secretive.
person2: I am only sexretive, went out for dinner with a girl.

by abdsea February 16, 2009

SecretSara

She will be the nicest person you could ever meet. Will always make you happy regardless of what situation you're in. Can also be the biggest goofball. Loves her friends the most and does anything for them.
Has a severe obsession with mixing all kinds of food with ketchup. Is widely regarded as the queen of ketchup. Well known for consuming exorbitant amounts of ketchup in a calendar year.

Very talented at art. Anyone that gets an artwork from her must consider themselves lucky. Thinks Theo is the best Dragon even though it is a well known fact that Duncan is the best Dragon there ever will be.

Jartsa : "What are you doing Anna?"
Anna : "I'm having ketchup with icecream!"
Jartsa : "You're being such a SecretSara right now.."

by Slykke July 16, 2021

six billion secrets

The most depressing website you will ever visit. It's like FML, but way less amusing.

Dude, I was on six billion secrets last night....I just about bawled my eyes out.

by roundhouse grasshopper June 3, 2010

a miserable little pile of secrets

Quotation originally by Andre Malraux - French Historian, Novelist and Statesman, 1901-1976. Wrote "The Human Condition" (1933), fought for the French resistance in World War II.

"What is man? A miserable little pile of secrets"

by Den' September 4, 2008

secrets

These can never be kept, no matter how much you trust someone, therefore i am giving you this advice: don't have them.

I told someone i thought i could trust my secrets they were all leaked and i was humiliated.

by Weemon May 6, 2005